Notice to ALL REFUGEES Seeking a Life behind this Wall, which, by the way, is Huge & Very Popular – The Best, only those Refugees, how then, who must of course have PRoPER LEGAL Refugee Accreditation issued by their country of origin, will be allowed entrance.
You will be given Extreme Evaluation – Very Strict, Very Humane, Very Nicely Fair, like a Haiku – based on a World Wide Accepted Refugee Training Programs that our Department of Refugees has vastly improved in a Big League Way ( as seen on REAL NEWS MEDIA – KNOT FAKE NEWS) by our Security and Homeland Refugee Agents, who are a great bunch, and very highly respected professionals ( I know I saw the brief reports ). If YOU succeed at a bigly level – You will be considered a Probable Refugee, and MAY be put on the LIST for a Possible Placement– while quantities LAST – in the Potential Allocation Arrangement – leaving you FREE to WAIT, while WE Seek ALL Positive Reassurances that YOU can go home, and are not just trying to gain illegal entrancement of this once-again GREAT COUNTRY.
Do not PROTEST.
Only Illegal Refugees Protest.
Avoid gathering in groups
that are not Positive
Over Abundance of Onomatopoeia.
If you are an ILLEGAL REFUGEE – With-Out Papers – passing this WALL & Seeking a Life is an Illegal Criminal Activity – Very Bad, Dangerous to Deathly – Harsh Penalties & More Severe Legal Questioning will Follow, by way of ALL well documented procedures & processes recognized by very official judges, all very GOOD people who YOU can TRUST.
WARNING: Only the SANCTIONED MESSAGES on this WALL are to be posted and read. It is Illegal and Criminal to POST and READ messages not from the Office of Real Wall Messages and Malapropisms.
Remember : The Future Belongs Beyond this Wall.
Wee are the Horizons of Freedom.
Only Enter by way
Of the Official EGRESS.
Remove all Metaphors and Similes.
All Other Entrances
For those of Criminal Intent –
Using them without papers
Will be Serious and Illegal
In Eyes of Government Agents
With Official SANCTIONS.
Butterflies are Free.
Do not bring them across the WALL
You can not pay the Alliteration Tariff .