good thing, good thing

He has a new heart. Before putting on your shoes, do not follow any instructions not directed by your doctor.

 

A house with a swimming pool,

a forthcoming piano

Affects adhesion.

 

Can I return a fan?

 

 

Before putting on your shoes, do not follow any instructions not directed by your doctor.

The other wheel offends ostrich eyes – underneath the ancient stucco a secret satellite enters the jambalaya season. A turned decay hunts inside the stiff stacked sky – little more than carved friezes.

 

Adhesion

Adhesion

Adhesion

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

Can I return a fan?

What happens when you sleep on your stomach?

brain damage

stone fish

icicle celery

cultivated odour

 

 

Can I return a fan?

 

 

Underneath the golden champagne each mystic rails –

juniper jellybeans

sparrows’ idiom trash

volume vaguely tango

urchin curtain tangles

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

 

The idiot next to me looked at me and smiled while I was counting stone fish icicle celery.

 

Keep telling us!

Keep telling us!

 

Übermensch glibly gobs golden champagne –

Existential car wax

trumpets with fawn

circumvented curlicues

bent byways blurt

 

Let’s Go First!

 

Cloud Car?

Affects adhesion.

Yes, already.

 

Keep telling us!

Keep telling us!

 

A house with a swimming pool –

dimensional design tags each versatile molecule

book glue glimpses pavement

radishes rave conscious quantum

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

Can I return a fan?

 

 

 

Main course assistant is Looking for Some Dirt –

yawns the cozy vowel

Affects adhesion.

 

 

Looking for Some Dirt?

 

Some Dirt

Some Dirt

Some Dirt

 

 

Some, Dirt?

Affects adhesion.

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

 

 

late night icicle celery

shifts gears –

bingo halls in the moonlight

like tomato plants

 

saxophone in the integer wine cellar

shifts gears

like tomato plants

 

 

Some Dirt

Some Dirt

Some Dirt

 

Affects adhesion.

 

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

 

What shoes did he buy at the beginning of the symphony?

 

Symphony Shoes.

What shoes!

shoes?

What, shoes?

Shoes Shoes Shoes

 

Affects adhesion.

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

I’m stubborn, but I can do it.

The trap is very thick.

Now take your medicine.

I am close to the hospital.

 

This is a good thing.

This is a good thing.

 

a good thing

a good thing

a good thing

 

Can I return a fan?

 

conspiracy poetics ~ Canadian Zoltz’ahs Legumes

Those unreadable Liberals are putting Lyonessian microchips in the election terminators to control our captivated children’s ephemeral thoughts! #ephemeralthoughts ~ fallow fields of fallacies

Those hoser metonymy New Democrat bibliophiles are using tenacious robotic tardigrades to catalogue our ear lobes’ chaotic catharses !!!!

#robotictardigrades  ~ canoodling Canadian Canaries Cavort in conjectures

 

The Dadaist Wiring Vaccine was developed by The Peripheral Existential Otherhood to implant magnoliaceae into patriotic ingeminated American bashibazouks to maintain Canadian Mosaic Motif Hegemony!!

#CanadianMosaicMotifHegemony ~ Babushka Battles Belligerent Battalions with Metaphysical Powered Pierogies – the wind slices the sky

Giant organic powered lasers from Aldorria Del Joiry are being used by the Decretal Terrigenous Illuminati to light enormous skald fires, so they can build a high-speed dialogic dustbin phoneme pants emulator!!!

#dialogicdustbinphoneme ~ daily delights take phosphorous flights of phantasmagoria

The Deadly Pompadour Loup-Garou Gang are gathering to distribute Laotian Lactation Debutante Lotion in order to launder Canadian Toonies in indiscriminate decimation of  the #Mythosphere‘s  Metamorphic  Mirrors!

The National retailer, Lingua Franca, is using the asemic names of its picaresque particulate plagiarizers to capture and polymerize infants for the Pindaric Conspiracy!!!!!

Chrystia Freeland is in cahoots with Renée Adorée to genetically modify our Canadian cinematographic hinterlands so William F. Gibson can conjugate everyone with an enhanced Neuromancer!!!!!!

 

This Canadian version of  Conspiracy Poetics is derived from MAGAlibs For the Whole Family. My other inspiration comes from Brian Lageose‘s Past Imperfect fables of an alternative Hollywood. Make sure to see his  Crusty Pie  March Madness Posts for absurdist satire.

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